CORES
01
One smol core. It still outruns your attention span.
CAT PROCESSING UNIT
$CPU
SMOL CAT●
BIG PROCESSING POWER●
$CPU●
SOLANA●
1 SMOL CORE●
CYAN LASER EYE●
SMOL CAT●
BIG PROCESSING POWER●
$CPU●
SOLANA●
1 SMOL CORE●
CYAN LASER EYE●
SPEC SHEET
Built like a chip. Acts like a cat.
Smol cat. Big processing power. That is the whole architecture.
CLOCK
9,001
Gigahertz of zoomies. Overclocked by sunlight.
CACHE
TUNA
L1 is treats. L2 is naps. L3 is more treats.
BUS
SOL
Solana is the motherboard. $CPU is the die.
What is $CPU?
Cat Processing Unit is a Solana meme with a processor complex. The body is smol. The eye is a cyan laser. The job is simple: sit on the chip, purr at market open, and remind the timeline that big processing power can come in one very small cat. Smol cat. Big processing power.
INSTRUCTION PIPELINE
How to Buy
Four steps to load $CPU with Solana. Boot the wallet, charge it, copy the contract, execute the swap.
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01 · BOOT
Open a Solana wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare and create a wallet. That wallet is the socket $CPU plugs into.
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02 · CHARGE
Fund it with SOL
Buy SOL and send it to your wallet. SOL pays for the swap and the small network fee.
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03 · FETCH
Copy the CA
Copy the contract address below and paste it into the swap so you buy the real $CPU.
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04 · EXECUTE
Swap SOL for $CPU
Hit Buy Now, confirm the transaction in your wallet, and let the cat compile your bag.
Buy Now
DEXSCREENER
Live Chart
DEXSCREENER // $CPU
I/O PORTS
Plug into the cat
Smol cat. Big processing power. The signal is louder when the whole litter is online.